Richard Bexon Ramblings of a mad man in Costa Rica

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So I turned 27 today and people as they always do ask you how you feel?  Well actually I feel like I did yesterday but I know that being 27 will bring some great things:

- More grey hair, reckon if I keep going will be a silver badger by the time I am 30, the Mrs says its sexy, but if it make me more air resistent for football, rock n roll.

- Sure this year will have to work a ton thanks to the banking industry, did nobody learn from 1920’s when credit caused the great depression??  Probably not otherwise you would be close to 100.

- Hope I can keep me speed up on the football 5 a side team, actaully bugger it if not will just ankle snap people.

- I will probably still get asked for ID when I am in the UK, not too sure why this would be a bad thing but am getting old so can compalin more. (continue reading…)

General Motors executive board announced this morning that they had been heavily discussing changing the name of the company in light of the economic downturn, the ill situation of the company and the government handouts they have received.  The Executive Board wanted a name that reflects the integrity of its executive board and its company, its private jets and the billions of dollars they have received thus far.

Currently the executive board is split down the middle on 2 names, the first being ‘Government Money’, the second being ‘General (Public) Money’.  The executive board stated that this would bring a fresh new face to GM and would hopefully keep them in business and as a going concern for at least another couple of weeks.

The executive board stated that if worst came to worst they would need $18 billion and then the decision to change their name to ‘Government Money’ would be approved unanimously throughout the board. (continue reading…)

Is this guy french?  Maybe he can rap in French?  Jon Lajoie is a comedian that is going to be a mainstream comedian within years I am sure of it.  We all enjoy his funny commercials and songs from E=MC Vagina to his most popular Everyday Normal Guy.

He is about to start his tour and the dates can be seen here.  I am sure that if I find myself in the US or Canada during this time I will be going for sure, I cannot even think about what it would be like

So enjoy and Jon, thanks for everything!!

On a recent trip with some friends to meet a mate of mine (mate being a friend, not a same sex partner) who was from Northern England, Yorkshire to be exact (which is show on the map).  So when he first opened his mouth and the Northern Monkey accent (name us Southern Furies have for Northerners) came out their jaws hit the flaw and they looked to me to translate.  I mean come on it was not that hard to understand, however when your only knowledge of English accents is a soft London accent, I suppose a rough Northern Monkey accent could be like listening to a drunk Scot.

So even after 24 hours with the lad their faces were still blank, a felt like I was a translator for a diplomatic Yank political party on a trip to China.

Anyway all you have to understand about Northerners is that they are like people from the South of the US, nobody understands them and they live in a different world, except it is cold and things are cheaper.

So based on this watch this short video about an Airline if it was run by people from Yorkshire, it will explain everything.  FYI the green slop is mussy peas, that is green pees mashed.

Yorkshire Jokes with a little explanation below:

A couple are playing ‘I spy’ in the kitchen of their home somewhere in Yorkshire.
‘I spy with my little eye something beginning with T’ said the husband.
“Tea pot said the wife.” ‘Nay Lass!’
“Tea towel.” ‘Nay Lass!’
“Toaster.” ‘Nay Lass!’ he said, drumming his fingers on the work top.
“Oh I don’t know” she said at long last “I give in”
‘It’s easy’ he said. ‘It’s t’oven!’

In order to speak Northern, just put T in front of everything!!